A new “reparations” website asks white people to pay black people’s rent and give them money to relieve their white guilt. The website, started by Seattle-based “conceptual artist” Natasha Marin, suggests a number of ways in which white people can atone for the fact that 1.4 per cent of white people owned black slaves in the United States over 150 years ago. Numerous white people beset with self-loathing have already offered a number of goods and services, including the free use of a car, house cleaning, massages, “catharsis,” and straight-up cold hard cash.
However, the allegedly Black Lives Matter movement-funded website doesn’t stop there. Some requests go above and beyond and include even paying for prostitutes for sexually frustrated black males. Marin, the website’s founder, told The Seattle Times that “white slave owners back in the day stopped at nothing when it came to raping black slave girls just for the fun of it. Therefore, it’s only right that white people now offer up the cash to pay for prostitutes that would cater to black males as a way of apologizing with style, if you will.”
“Relieving white guilt can and should be done in just as many ways as it was originally caused a century and a half ago,” Marin said. “Today, there is no more slavery and we thank God every day for it. But, a debt is a debt and it must be paid. Prostitutes are a less forceful way of apologizing, and a certainly less traumatic one than rape. Therefore, neither my colleagues nor I see any harm in it. It’s a win-win situation all around. Black men would get free intercourse, white people would pay for it and in doing so, would atone for the sins of their ancestors, and the prostitutes would be performing a service for which they would be paid. There are no losers here,” she opined.
Several men have already submitted very specific requests regarding the types of “services” they require. However, since their submissions call for somewhat up-scale escort services, it may take some time before their wishes are granted. “We expected this and we’re prepared for it,” Marin commented. “Our technicians are even considering establishing a crowdfunding campaign for some of the users, since it is very likely that some users will have dedicated accounts. What that means is that other contributors will be able to offer additional funds aimed towards raising enough money to pay for one or more users’ more lavish or extravagant requests.”
Asked to elaborate on how “extravagant” such requests might end up being, the founder said, “The sky is the limit. I mean, slavery originated some 400 years ago. That’s a lot of sins to atone for. Basically, we’re working towards getting support from white public figures and prominent people, such as actors, actresses, politicians, activists and so on. In fact, I’m delighted to say that an A-list Hollywood celebrity is very close to signing a contract that will make her the new face of an exclusive, Los Angeles-based escort service that caters solely to black men. And although I’m not allowed to divulge any names, I will say that she’s very attractive and that her name rhymes with Slim Marashian. I think she will help white people feel better about themselves before she’s even been through a dozen premium website users or so. I understand they find her very attractive for some reason.”